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This is me
His Life and Works
Companions in Lunacy
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Presumed people cared enough to read this drivel.
There have been those who accuse me of a little more than the usual insanity reserved for the exceptionally gifted, to them I say:
I have, over the course of a shortish and not especially
varied life, come up with a number of ingenious plans, curious
ideas and bloody stupid schemes.
Some of these have even reached the stage of 'Almost Finished' before boredom, ennui and general apathy overtook me.
Here are a few of the least preposterous awaiting launch upon an unsuspecting world...
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Half a hundred daft and entertaining things, some of which are more pointless than others, but not much.
Professionally, I'm a Computer Programmer.
Mostly I design and write computer games, people have said mixed things about the results.
I agree with all of them, it seems safer that way.
|Privately I do other stuff too, zooming around at
monstrous speed on my bike,
enjoying the company of a statuesque blonde who shares my house and a petite brunette who shares the rest of me.
I'm an EvilBloodDrinkingDevilSpawn Role-Player in
what little spare time I have.
Mostly A.D&D with a tad of various other things thrown in for variety.
Currently running two onoing campaigns and playing in another, foolishness I know.
In past times I've been a fairly serious MUG player, still
poke my nose in every so often
Evidence of my past crimes still exists, much to my surprise...
In the past I've been a Delusional Paranoid, an Alien Spy sent
to test Mankind and in places a Normal Human (tm)
The last only briefly as it didn't suit my temperament at all.
|Seen here is a photograph of my favourite
Note the wonderful detail in the scale patterns and the way that the Dragon
cleans his claws with such extreme delicacy.
This photo was taken in a tent at Glastonbury Festival some years ago.
It never fails to bring back memories of donughts, loud music and really serious mud.
Well, strictly speaking No.But I have a number of god friends
whose idea of a fun time can be anything from a mass frog
juggling session to the design of a supercooled solid state jet
||Sue, delightful Girl|
Resevoir Dogs 2 was casting...
||Chris, seen here asleep,
traditional potato on head
|Vicky never did get
the hang of these things.
Of course there's more, who do you think I am ?
Some shallow, self centred spotty little oik with no life and nothing do to but type meaningless dross into whichever machine I happen to be sat in front of.
Hmm, is that what you think, is it..?
I am, amongst other things an Orthodox Discordian, (Hal Eris) and as such hold the chaos inherent in programming more than little sacred.
Her Lovely Ladiness Kandice III
|One of the few things I've actually Done
in this area is begin the writing of
The Dubious Book of Waz, which,along with the Honest Book of Truth and the Dishonest book of Lies, go to make up very little of anything at all as it happens.
This stirring tome, this paragon of prose is soon to be if not published, then at least unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.
|An Unsuspecting World|
|Who's fault is that I hear you ask...
Well, it's Mags's fault. She made me do it, really she did, honest to Goddess and other similar statements.
Not that I mind of course, being made to do something by someone as sweet and unassuming as Mags is often more fun than doing things by choice with other chums, be they barking mad or merely slightly cracked.
the Principa Discordia.
Discover Eris in your Pineal Gland
the Book of Waz
Teach your cat to fly
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