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Just Some Loony in a pointy hat

Programmargh; Noun, Specific.

Red Haired Loon who spends all day with his feet on a desk
slapping almost randomly at a keyboard placed idly in his lap.
Speculation continues that this has something
to do with the creation of Computer Games.

A Programmargh of our aquaintance

Some people are Gurus, others are Wizards, bet you can't guess which I am...


The CV Thang, cos I hate to miss a paying job...

Personal Waz: Address: Languages Machine Experience:
Name:Ian Crowther
Rank:KSC (+ RGB)
Serial Number: 04/03/1970
Age: 31
Blood Group:None.

61 FairMead Crescent
Edgware
London
HA8 8YH

(That's London England. Take Note)

C
C++
BASIC (Pick a flavour)
68000
6502, 65816
Z80 (at a pinch)
PSX, PS2
MSDOS
Win 95/98
Linux
Amiga
NES
SNES

Current Employment

Currently working for Kuju Entertainment, Having a wonderful time working with a great team on a rather spiffing game called FireBlade, in which you "blow shit up" (classy design brief that one) with one of a pair of heavy duty combat helicopters.

Past Employment

In the beginning there was British Aerospace, wherein many planes were made.
I moved upon the face of the Flight test and Assembly building and saw that it was good.
BA however didn't suit me at all, so after a mere four months I left to follow my true vocation, or anything that meant I could stay in bed 'til 10:30.

Argonaut Software. Now there's a name to conjure with. Mainly disappearing acts I expect.
Eight and Three quarter Years (1000.11b) I spent there, toiling away, working hard and perfecting my skills as a slapper of keyboards and a knower of secret knowledge. It was fun, it was exciting, adventurous and full of really wild things (mostly other programmers) but those heady days could never last and the success of the company meant a massive change in working style. In came the suits and the 'Have a nice day' people, out go I.

Then on to contracting.
Where created strange and wonderful things for people who wanted them....
2 Years working for Warez Ltd. writing an entertaining and original Turn based internet Strategy game.
Ready, working and with a loyal and growing user base even for the Beta release.
Then the Publisher closed their UK office, folded and, took our game with them.
Damn.

An Email to SMS gateway for JCP computing. Still available as far as I know.

Back to the world of regular Salary and a job with Fube Industries writing the gameplay code for a PSX
and PC platform shooter in a B-Move Styl-E. Attack of the Saucerman.
It's great, Buy it.

Alas Fube bit the bullet and then the dust when various publishers (Hi Havas, how would they be hanging if you had any ?) couldn't make their alledged minds up about signing any of our designs. Would have been simple if they'd just said "no" but hey didn't the Hmm'd and Hawed and we starved to death in the meanwhile...

A brief spell with Asylum Entertainment, working on Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
A great bunch of lads, but ultimately not for me, we parted company after only a short time. Shame really.

 

 

Here are a few of the games I've been involved with over the years.

  • Axe man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Sadistic Software, Unpublished)
  • Deadly Black Turbo . . . . . . . . . .(Sadistic Software, Unpublished)
  • Way of the Exploding Hedgehog (Sadistic Software, Unpublished (are you spotting a pattern?))
  • Dungeon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (EonSoft, played to death on school network, top fun)
  • AfterBurner . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Argonaut Software (AfterBirth More Like))
  • StarGlider II (Mac(spit spit)). . . (Argonaut Software)
  • Birds of Prey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Argoanut Software)
  • King Arthur's World . . . . . . . . ..(Argonaut Software)
  • StarFox/ StarWing . .. . . . . . . . .(Argonaut Software)
  • Fx Fighter Turbo . . . . . . . . . . . .(Argonaut Software)
  • Creature Shock . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Argonaut Software)
  • "Shoot Your Load" . . . . . . . . . . (Anthrox Demo Group)
  • Stratagem. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .(Warez Ltd.)
  • Attack of the Saucerman. . . . . . .(Fube Industries)
  • Sabrina the Teenage Witch. . . . . (Asylum Entertainment)
  • FireBlade. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Kuju)
 
Bill the Cat, a dude who really would like to know where a towel is.
 

Non Games Stuff

Read the rest of the drivel about who I am.