Everyone says it.
It Must Be True.
 is a linkto is a mail
to, |
If any of them are broken, please
Email me
and I'll make rude noises down the phone
at whoever is responsible. |
| Winston Churchill: "What the hell do you mean ?" |
Human Has stopped eating Slugs Never heard of Eris. Hated the book of Waz, bought 12,00 copies and had them all sent to Zimbabwe Said: Madam, you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning |
| Bootsy: He who walks on platforms. |
Sacred Grove Thang Posts Slugs to his Mum Makes Breakfast for Eris. Wrote parts of the Book of Waz Said: Astranomical. |
| Tobermory: Pope mope grope soap on a rope. |
Womble Likes Slugs on toast Dosn't know Eris from a coffee table Can't read. Said: What, Eh..? No. You can get that camera away from here for a start! |
| Pushkin: Pope Franz Ferdinand III Arch Duck of All who sail in them. |
Species: Other Likes the way that Slugs Wriggle Eris sends him postcards when she's out to lunch. Read the Book of Waz for his sins. Said: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| A Small China Milk
Jug: "I fear I am not Discordian enough to merit one." |
Cabbage Stopped eating slugs when she discovered fruit gums. Heard of Eris under a table on midsummer night. Read the book of Waz, stuck pages of it to her bedroom ceiling for reasons of her own. Said: The shop keeper who used to appear as if by magic in Mr Ben was a DODGY geezer There was probably something very suss about MrBen himself. If you should ever encounter either of these rather badly drawn people walk the other way fast. |
| Her Lovely
Ladiness Kandice III: LOL! |
Don't Mention Terrance Stopped eating slugs as a sign of respect. [Respect, Reeeespect] Would BE Eris if she got out of bed in the morning Claims not to have read the book of Waz. All things are True. Said: Be Here Now. |
| Zzylmerfnacki
Quosh: Unutterable |
Paracheirodon Innesi Stopped eating slugs becasue they are becomming too expensive Met Eris on the North Circular one morning. She didn't stay for Breakfast. Read the Book of Waz from orbit, it was the only way to be sure. Said:Cod and chips twice, Scampi, with a portion of tartare sauce, and a fish-cake Please. Is it alright if I lean my bike against your window ? |
| Jaggery The
Rascal: |
Rascal Has found a better use for Slugs elswhere. Wants to know about Eris (All Hail!) Wouldn't read the Book of Waz if you paid him Said: You're a very sad man Euphy.. Not because you're wierd, not because you've got hair that can pass for copper wire, not because you're just about the strangest person I know (which is saying a lot) not because you're totaly insane and not even because you're a friend of mine but because you've not put a link into my page yet... |
| Bella's Bro: Dionysus |
Human [Pah! expect us to believe
that?] Stopped Eating Slugs! Asked me to tell him about Eris (She Wot Dun It All!) Daren't read the book of Waz for fear of his Sanity Said: I am getting bloody slow connection speeds from New Zealand. I am calling at 8:45am (GMT) . |
| "No Honestly
it's a real name": Lord of the Dance |
Pleasure G.E.L.F. Eats Slugs to help digest the cabbage leaves [Good reason] Asked if Eris wanted that third Hot Dog. Would read the book of Waz if it wore Tottenham colours. |
| Afbag Galihade: Frater Ngarjuna |
Leviathan Eats Slugs because they're sooooo Yummy Has passed Eris a Towel before now, which is cool as she really needed one. Hasn't read tbe book of Waz for reasons best known to himself. Said: Fnord! i test my bath before i sit and i'm always moved to wonderment that what chills my finger not a bit is so frigid upon the fundament hail Eris! |
| Nazz: Nazz of Nazz De Nazz |
Human Stopped eating slugs due to "Taste" Met Eris on IRC at some point but didn't fall for it. Read the Book of Waz and used it for toilet paper. A wise man. Said: At Some Stage, I Lied. |
| Not-Ferret: Ferret |
Moose Stopped eating slugs as it seemed like a good idea at the time, besides they are getting harder to catch Met Eris on IRC at some point but didn't fall for it. Read the Book of Waz but didn't like the flavour when it was roasted. Said:be careful where you moo. The moon was sent away for mooing, a long long way away, only moo where you will be understood. |
| Mavis: Me |
Fairy Stopped eating slugs as for his diet. Wants to find out who Eris is [poor fool] Read the Book of Waz but didn't like the flavour when it was roasted. |
| Fnagaton the Wise: Martin Fnagaton the Wise Piper |
Immortal being Eats slugs because they are tasty.. Thinks he knows who Eris is (Mwhahahaha) Read the Books of Waz and filled his bath with brightly coloured east german machine parts. Said:This man is totally nutz but it is this insanity that makes the World a sane place. |
| Ffnnaarr
Roggerssonn III, (ruler of Imalittleteapott): Grand and Glorious Cardinal Syhnn Cadaver |
A slimy monster Stopped eating slugs and started on the armadillos 'they're crunchy on the inside, smoooth on the outside'. Asked about Eris for some reason. Didn't read the book of Waz for some reason. Said:PARROTS! PARROTS! PARROTS! PARROTS! VERILY I TELL YOU PARROTS! YOU KNOW WHO I AM....... |
| borrrrd: Satan (But we know better) |
Human [as if!] Stopped eating slugs as they "taste bad" Thinks we're all going to burn in Hull. Didn't read the book of Waz and is proud of it. Said:excuse me but can I be you for a while, my dog won't bite if you sit real still, I got the antichrist in the kichen yelling at me again |
| Doc 'Squish'
Chainsaw: Frater Heirophant of the Un-Ordered Order of Chaos |
Tamagotchi Stopped eating slugs because they're not crunchy enough Knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are all pagan Satanist types. Opened the book of Waz and promptly forgot how to read. Said:Euphoria, sorry I couldn't say farewell at Sues, but you were tied up... or chained, or handcuffed... Amaze your parents, children - turn up to breakfast drunk. Must dash - I'm bobsleighing today - slaughtered 23 Bobs yesterday... [Subgenii, watch out] |
| Grrrr: Grrrr Heirophant of the Un-Ordered Order of Chaos |
Big Purple Cabbage Stopped eating slugs when they started to fight back. Knows we are heathens who should be destroyed. Ceremonialy burned many copes of the book of Waz. Said:We have overrun the Un-Ordered Order of Chaos and we shall destroy you all! We will start by forcing you to wear Plaid with checks! Have a nice day. Missing you already. [Aim Closer...] |
| The Raven: Pimhole of Wang III |
Winkle Can't stop eating slugs as they're too juicy to quit. Wear's the cast off socks of Eris on ceremorial occasions. Read parts of the book of waz underwater. Said:Kippers, Kippers Tuppence a Bag. Ohhhhhh It's a Jolly 'Oliday Wiv Mare-ry Peechy Keen |
| Centress: Prophet of the Stable (bar) |
? Eats slugs because of their technicolour glow. Would cry on the shoulders of Eris, but had something better to do. Didn't know where the book of Waz started, but that's ok. Said:We came we saw we fell about laughing (though Vivian was not impressed and thinks you are a sad basterd but loves you anyway) will people send Vivian postcards from Eris (all hail) May the Hot Dog Bun be with you forever and ever or until the alka-seltzer arrives |
| Fuse!: Nalias Trason |
Tandorian Owns his own slug factory, enjoys the product. Saw Eris in his bathroom cabinet, but promised not to tell. Inwardly digested the book of Waz and then had to go for a lie down. Said:-  Everything you know is Wrong! (and stupid!) |
| WarGirl: Dalsim's sister in real life... |
Dork Eats slugs because she found the bounty bar *Yummy* Would burn us all at the steak, but prefers her meat rare. Definately didn't read the Book of Waz, and a good thing too! Said:Best things in life are Free Slugs.... Well get ur brains in order and check this instead .... www.ifi.uio.no/~irfani/jacks.gif |
| Kwalchar Viat
Magrusnen Eltari Qualtexia: GrassBlade of the Purple Cowish Fields |
Human Won't stop eating slugs, loves them too damn much. Wrote poetry to Eris, but stopped when Eris wrote poetry to back. Melted someones brain in the heat of a burnt copy of the Book of Waz. |
| Badriya: Cupelix |
Elf Stopped eating slugs when she discovered Chocolate Could have sworn she met Eris in a Language Class Turned over a wet stone, Found the Book of Waz, turned it back. Said:I agree with Jaggery. What did he say? |
| Sid the Slug: And Why Not? |
Mad
Axe-Wielding Ref. Eats slugs due to being a "Fine young Cannibal" Invited Eris to bed one evening after a series of long phone calls. Had the first chapter of the Book of Waz for his tea. With Slugs. Said:And a warm welcome to the Duke! See you soon! We miss your electronic parrot! |
| SnargleJez Qaz
Vontralla: High priest Aleric B of the 3rd Pentaversal Church of the Virtual Buddah |
Eidoxian Stopped eating slugs because of the lead posioning. Knows Eris through the holy Chaos of the Code Warrior. Hasn't read the Book of Waz, probably won't. Said: Lovely Bosch picture in the background. |
| Stumpy Purple: |
Cat Won't eat slugs because she is one. Even though she's a cat. Gave Eris colour ranges for her wallpaper. Understands the book of Waz, Has a copy under her pillow. Said:This is the most interesting place I've gone to today! I have a large purple tadpole up my nose. |
| Chrysophylax
Hazelstone Salex Discolor: Imar Tterrim Ikstof Breedlestone Imni Agretz |
Draconus
Etherealis Slugs are bad for the complexion and thus cannot be eaten. Collects picture postcards with Eris on the other side. Patantly Knows the flavour of Waz on Toast. Said:Words do little more than confuse the senses, Life must be lived to be understood. Sail beyond the horizon to Sirius Where people live to be two hundred and five. Where the Sun shines blue on my old Valley home And the rocks in the river seem to glow in its light, Where a shadow of days walks lightly among the alders and the oaks, Listening to the silent voice of their language. |
| Graak the
Indivisible (Sic
transit): Right Mediocre Kreebish X. FtimtWoddle, B.V.D. |
MicroChimp Prefers the Crunch of a Roach to the SquishPop of a Slug Tasted Eris in soup, contemplated. Discovered a lack of nothing in the everything that is the Book of Waz. Said:it is great to consume! eat, eat: eat; sayeth Bludney Plud. And I, Kenny Cubus doth manifest in turn the economical excesses off der Great Unsatisfied. "give it to me." "it's Mine" , sayeth Kenny. why should he not? |
| BarleyMarleyWith ATwistOfLime: The Reverend High Commander William T. Relaxo |
Dank Witch
Hazel Loves slugs because of the ammount of Non Human Mucus they provide. Handed Eris at least one Mug of slime. She refuses to comment. Posted the Book of Waz to Holland. Said:we could all be dead tomorrow. this is inspirational. we should all live so that at any moment we can look back and say we aresatisfied with our lives and we had a good time. |
| B.L. Zebub: God (But we know Better) |
Garbanzo Stopped eating slugs because of the effort reqire to catch them. Knows we're just a bunch of deluded lunatics. Refuses to read the Book of Waz on religious grounds. Said:Blorch |
| Tenshno Sora Aoi: Divinely Infernal lady Wyldfire, Demon goddess 1st class, 1st catagory, Unlimited |
Jurai
Tree-Ship Prefers Frogs legs in Soy or Worcesterchire sauce. Had Eris put on a boat for her impudence. Didn't realize that the Waz was a book. Said:Bast, lady cat goddess told me to tell you that Kalisti was sort of interested in your page. And the dark matter thing was almost completely somewhat close to right. (Bast said that. I think Kalisti disagrees) Unfortunately my other avatars were arguing at the time, so I didn't hear precisely what she said. Oh, and Eris says hi, too!
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| Golden Bough: Keeper of the Invisible Flame (gas) |
US Marine Has to keep the salt out of his diet, hence can't eat slugs (poor chap) Prefers not to think of us as religious, more as misguided but well meaning Tried to read the book fo waz but it had no instructions for field-stripping so gave up. Said:Contemporary physics tells us that entrophy is the agent of change....I think it's apathy.... If it feels good, it's a trap........ The Viet Cong were controlled by invisible wires...So were we, but our wires were of a superior material. |
| The chronulan
space shaman: Fun fun silly willy Space Shaman |
chronulan The ultra-dimentional cyberspace slug swammis told him not to further continue devouring their spriritual ambassadors to this limited realm. Eris gave him a parking ticket, he ate it. The book of waz did not exist for this one Said: fry pink boys, fry!!! |
| Karen: Pope Locosandia XXIII, Founder of the Holy Church of the Lord Fnord Most High (Rad Boogie Yer Popeness!) |
Professional Wrestler Has found that slugs really do stay crunchy in milk!, Bonus! Didn't belive Eris could walk through walls, so she didn't. Used the book of Waz for a doorstop. Said: Please tell me that EMF is not associated with ELF. I would like to thank all the little people that made me possible. Battered children make good cookies and my cats enjoy milk covered slugs almost as much as I. One more thing, San Dimas High School football rules! |
| Blue Squirrel: ???? (Good HolyName) |
Blue Squirrel Just doesn't do the slug think, Ok ? (hands up if Ewww ?) devouring their spriritual ambassadors to this limited realm. Wanted to know about Eris but didn't leave an Email Address... (sigh) Read parts of the book of Waz, went for a lie down Said: I only read some of the book but i'm going to |
| Offy Hippo: Aped Bin |
Spheniscus Demersus Finds the slugs too fast to catch Asked Eris out for dinner every day for a month. The book of waz did not exist for this one Said: Greetings from Herbert the pink elephant friend, Tefnut, Blue Squirrel, our magikal tomato pet and I. We're all watching over u from our spaceship. |
| Avocado: Elysia |
Pink Elephant  Says that the slugs are too squishy to eat... Gave Eris a dollar when she asked for spare change. Read the Book of Waz, considered the ways of the exploding hedghog Said: [Nothing] |
| Frater Wokus
Lokus: Zoink Kabong Zeuber |
psybernaut Why would he stop eating slugs...? Tried to pass Eris in an alleyway, but had to stop and admire the drumkit. Found the Book of Waz printed page by page on the tiles of his Bathroom Said: Warum warum ist die banane krum? |
| Akareyon, son of
Teval:
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MeHum, so far. [Good
to see you're working on it] Has gone from eating slugs to eating Squirrels, bad day... Tried to pass Eris in an alleyway, but had to stop and admire the drumkit. Found the Book of Waz printed page by page on the tiles of his Bathroom Said: Hrm. I finished some great book yesterday night (read the last 500 pages or so in one go) and wondered if it might be worth the trouble to look up some other guys who enjoyed it as much as I did. Among the holy Illuminaty of Oberhinterhupfingen Inc. ("we want to illuminate YOU") and similar attempts to spoil my sincere belief in all good in mankind, I found your homepage and it was simply - well - great. The layout could look less chaotic, if you asked me. But I guess you won't ask me anyway, so just accept my opinion. Keep up the good work. Namari! [Less chaotic..? Dear chap, please, not infront of the children!] |
